If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
The World's cutest, prettiest, most handsome, most gorgeous, most amazing, most beautiful, most extraordinary guy ever.
person 1: "Benjamin"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "Benjamin Kleist"
person 2: "oohhhh, the most amazing giy on the planet."
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "Benjamin Kleist"
person 2: "oohhhh, the most amazing giy on the planet."
by Maiiyo December 09, 2021
BENJAMIN is a little boy with 3.4 inch penis he can barely fit it in the vagina he gets rolled easily and bullied a lot he gets rejected by women countless times and he watches facial porn and has about ten wanks he is known as the biggest virgin on O BLOCK days dead mam nibbba
BENJAMIN MCCASH is a virgin with a small penis
by O BLOCK NIBBA December 16, 2019
Benjamin is an amazing guy. He is usually short but your results may vary. He claims that he is bad at art but is really not that bad. He loves Champion and Adidas. Overall he is just a kind and hilarious guy.
That Benjamin Reid is hilarious!
by Written By Urban Dictionary November 01, 2019
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
The absolute sweetest man alive.
Hes the coolest funniest handsomest guy on earth.
I love him dearly. He actually makes my days worth going through, and hes so gorgeous. He has lovely knockers, and his muscles are weirdly insanely impressive. I adore this man more than life itself. Thank you for being alive and being birthed. Gerald is also pretty rad too, you're my favorite thing ever.
Hes the coolest funniest handsomest guy on earth.
I love him dearly. He actually makes my days worth going through, and hes so gorgeous. He has lovely knockers, and his muscles are weirdly insanely impressive. I adore this man more than life itself. Thank you for being alive and being birthed. Gerald is also pretty rad too, you're my favorite thing ever.
Benjamin Lowell is a total babe.
by nails4breakfast April 26, 2022