Make yourself Taller

People often want to die quickly and end their lives in a fashion that doesn't alert their friends. What's a man to do?

Simple; make yourself taller.

This is a euphemism for Hanging one's self. This is based off of a rather humorous scene in the anime "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei," Where the titular character, literally named "Despair" in Japanese, tries to hang himself before a cheerful and exceedingly optimistic girl by the name of "Kafuka Fuura," who states that her mother, father and many people in her family have tried to "Make themselves taller."

Yes, they were all suicidal.

The /v/ equivalent to /a/'s Make yourself Taller is "Summon your Persona"

by A Terrible Driver December 5, 2009

Wank yourself dry

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.

Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011

speak for yourself

To ask for one's opinion.

P1-The teacher ain't that bad ha!. Speak for yourself.
P2- 'Think you're right, ain't thaaat good either?

by Dhara November 16, 2013

go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.

"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

back yourself hotel

a hotel where one can stay at for free in an unfamiliar location. In effect, staying at the back yourself hotel requires that you have the confidence that you will pull every night of your trip so you dont need "traditional" hotel accomodation

"dave have you booked any acomodation for the spain trip yet?"

"mate, dont worry about it, we'll just stay at the back yourself hotel"

by farnsworth32 July 2, 2007

Roast Yourself Challenge

A challenge created in 2016 by popular YouTuber Ryan Higa (nigahiga) as a response to all of the hate and drama spreading on the platform. There is no guideline to this challenge, the only requirement is to point out your own faults and make fun of yourself. Most creators, if not all, have chosen to create a diss track as their preferred method of roasting themselves.

"Have you seen danisnotonfire's Roast Yourself Challenge?"

by noi'mnotarobotokay December 1, 2018

go duck yourself

A very powerful insult that causes the target to turn into a duck.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: Go duck yourself
Guy 2: *Breaks all laws of evolution and biology and turns into a duck*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020