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Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.
"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"
by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022
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Bafroom

Bafroom is a polite way of saying "I'm about to fart really loud!. Alot!" Or " poop"
"I gotta use the Bafroom" is not to be confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom break". They are different.

"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from 35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.

When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they're probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
Nutty Buddy: I'm fixin to use the bathroom.

Honey bunny: right now!?

Nutty buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me

Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!

Nutty Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.

Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)

Honey Bunny: What?

Nuddy buddy: Nothing bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.

Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass shit f this f that

Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)

Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to bae rap off beat.

Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!
by djbexxx March 26, 2023
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bafoombled

very sad
i’m so bafoombled he didn’t want to be mine
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baboomba

verry sussy it means to be a kermit
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barnomoy

Barnomoy are humorous people who often have a big friends circle, they are pretentious, with their charming personality they are good at pretending their true self. They play mind games a lott and they're often depressed in their personal life.

Most of the people named Barnomoy are theatre personas.
"Hey have u seen that funny guy? "

he's so Barnomoy
by Sea__monkey August 20, 2024
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Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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broomsmaid

A bridesmaid and groom combined.
I am a broomsmaid of this wedding.

I have never met a broomsmaid before.
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023
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