Baltiphobia

noun

An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”

Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted

“Ever since his cousin moved to Baltimore, he won’t answer unknown numbers anymore—straight baltiphobia.”

by LumeLightUrbanDictionary January 31, 2026

Balted

1. To be thrown or pelted at
2. To have thrown

"the gracious singing man sittin in the deep tube was balted with a rock"
"the asian man balted a rock the size of his own head down the tube"

by sugnuhcgib March 14, 2025

Balthazar Lune

Balthazar Lune is the best character in all of fiction, and the owner of several hot air balloons in the third case of the video game The Great Ace Attorney: Resolve.

Balthazar Lune is so hot I wish balloons were real.

by Icecoldkremit April 7, 2025

Baltaro

A mythical game you swear exists, born from aneurysm while trying to say “Balatro.”

What?...Baltaro? What are you talking about? I can't understand you man....you should lay off that game for a while and get some sleep.

by Dr. Pornelius Hubert April 13, 2025

Baltda

A fun word that can be used in place of pathetic. Often used as a light hearted alternative despite it’s sharing a very similar definition to, as previously stated, the word “pathetic”: “arousing pity, usually through vulnerability or sadness” or “greedy”: “having or showing an intense and selfish desire for something, especially wealth or power.” but usually used in reference to both.

You’re baltda, man. You can’t stop asking people for stuff.

by Jynx the Child May 13, 2025

Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.

Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.

by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025

Balticuck

People from the baltics who cope and seethe about le ebil USSR

- The Soviet Union didnt allow us to kill jews, how evil!!
- Shut up you eSStonian balticuck

by HonoraryLatina June 18, 2025