Baltaro 

A mythical game you swear exists, born from aneurysm while trying to say “Balatro.”

What?...Baltaro? What are you talking about? I can't understand you man....you should lay off that game for a while and get some sleep.

Baltaro by Dr. Pornelius Hubert April 13, 2025

Baltar 

A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar

Baltar always will be baltar

Baltar by Kingofdick August 21, 2019

baltar 

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

baltar by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Baltard 

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

Baltard by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

baltaboo 

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

baltaboo by Karafuto November 13, 2019

balthrop 

noun:

1. In earlier times, a person who slapped others in the testicles with the back of the fingers in a flicking motion as punishment for certain crimes or for the pleasure of the client.

2. A slap in the testicles executed with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

verb:

3. To slap one in the testicles with the back of the fingers and a flicking motion.

1. The ballsy shoplifter was punished by the village balthrop.

2. I was on the ground coughing for ten minutes after Bertram gave me that wicked balthrop.

3. If you misbehaved in my day you were likely to get balthroped.

balthrop by sheldorama August 7, 2009

Baltaring 

To smash and dash females

omg!!! Jimmy Is baltaring me just like he dashed on the other girls

Baltaring by Phatballs1969 January 10, 2019