balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 2, 2011

Jack balson

Bit of a bellend tbh, owner of the legendary pippin. A druggy, and has a small penis.

Uh oh stinky hahahah jack balson

by Haydn Dew is awesome October 7, 2019

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

Baldostamon

Derived from the Spanish word "baldo" meaning "I cripple", this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. All other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.

A person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a Baldostamon and felt crippling pain. Pain like no other, and died. Hysteria ensued.

by jetdork March 1, 2009

balloonatic

Someone who does something crazy with balloons.

Balloon boy was a balloonatic just like that old guy from up.

by Kevin and Rob May 2, 2010