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A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
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by 1337 April 14, 2004
Get the Balagi mug.A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
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