pubie blanket 

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

pubie blanket by Smooax August 31, 2020

Serbian Blanket 

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

Serbian Blanket by ElGallino April 9, 2021

Brown blanket 

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

Brown blanket by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

good blanket 

a blanket that's really good

i want a good blanket

good blanket by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Bliss Blanket 

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

Bliss Blanket by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Multiplier 

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

Bliss Blanket Multiplier by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout

Bliss Blanket Blackout by Orekansas March 28, 2022