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Black Knight

In contrast to a White Knight, a Black Knight is any one person who- rather than frantically defending women who are being badgered by men on the internet- is always attacking women who are badgering men.
MarcoMarcoXD: who likes the new mario game
MinerChick96: ur a fucking loser dude lol
MarcoMarcoXD: :(
xXBlackKnightXx: Listen here, fucker. Marco didn't do shit to deserve that kind of talk, stop weaseling your way into other people's business and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say and he certainly doesn't fucking need to hear it either, so crawl back to where you came from and stay there, cunt.
MinerChick96 has logged off.
MarcoMarcoXD: thx blackknight
Admin has kicked user xXBlackKnightXx for reason: "stop your black knight bullshit, kid."
by beans lad August 29, 2014
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Black Volume

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.
A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .
by aiPod January 11, 2009
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black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
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Black to the future

This is a short scene in family guy where the movie "Back to the future" is remade quickly with a black person instead of Marty Mcfly
Family Guy Scene where on the TV it shows a remake of the "back to the future" logo and replaced with the word black showing "Black to the future"
by MattJeanes December 15, 2010
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Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.
Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.
by Trollnen October 25, 2011
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black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.
he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon
by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013
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black casserole

a large piece of shit that is completely black and takes over 30 minutes to flush down the toilet.
by OMG give it to meeeee!!! December 5, 2015
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