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Baked sail

Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
mugGet the Baked sailmug.

Baked H.A.M

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.
by NetworkDr June 26, 2019
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Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
mugGet the Bake Weightmug.

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.
Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer
by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019
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Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.
Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail
by blockres October 4, 2012
mugGet the Baking Egomug.

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake
Hey Mark check out that clam bake!
by darth vemtor June 23, 2016
mugGet the Clam Bakemug.

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch
Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.
by biersklord June 13, 2017
mugGet the baked alasskanmug.

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