When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008
Get the asshole itchalitusmug. Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
Get the cheating assholemug. by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007
Get the Asshole Assassinmug. A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 23, 2009
Get the asshole boyfriendmug. Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Get the Subway Assholemug. The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.
I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.
by Placentoid April 30, 2013
Get the Asshole Terraformingmug. The gentleman or lady who proceeds to get the most outrageous at a party and bring the most attention to themselves. They must piss somebody off in a bad way and in some cases get kicked out.
That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole
Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!
Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!
by pauley DD February 1, 2010
Get the party assholemug.