asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.
by Rickof Lancaster September 04, 2008
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 19, 2014
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Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.
Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like
by Flirty qwerty March 10, 2007
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asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 24, 2009
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Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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party asshole

The gentleman or lady who proceeds to get the most outrageous at a party and bring the most attention to themselves. They must piss somebody off in a bad way and in some cases get kicked out.
That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole

Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!
by pauley DD February 01, 2010
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Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.
I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.
by Placentoid April 30, 2013
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