Texas Lovetap

A mixed drink consisting of a glass of lingonberry juice and lime Flieschmanns

Bro, I just had two Texas Lovetaps and I need to take a monster piss.

by WinampLlama August 13, 2009

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 10, 2010

texas seven

a badass group of seven prisoners that escaped from a texas jail and killed a cop during a robbery

"Did you hear about the seven guys that escaped from jail?"
"The texas seven"

by latinojodido August 31, 2015

Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick

I gave him the Texas Strangler!

by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Texas dynamite

When a man gets mad, wants to go shit ina bed, but his friend insists on getting underneath him and guzzling his shit

Yo bill wait up, let’s do a Texas dynamite

by Lucky lucky January 03, 2019

texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.

Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.

by Ordam February 15, 2016