Texas Breeze

When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.

“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!

by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023

texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up

Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.

by jdog9131 December 8, 2019

Texas dynamite

When a man gets mad, wants to go shit ina bed, but his friend insists on getting underneath him and guzzling his shit

Yo bill wait up, let’s do a Texas dynamite

by Lucky lucky January 2, 2019

Texas Right

When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.

I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!

by Abia July 12, 2011

texas seven

a badass group of seven prisoners that escaped from a texas jail and killed a cop during a robbery

"Did you hear about the seven guys that escaped from jail?"
"The texas seven"

by latinojodido October 14, 2015

Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”

“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”

by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018

Texas Windsock

the act of hanging ones penis out of the window of a moving pickup truck

Billy gave those high school kids in the limo a Texas Windsock!

by roosterrugburn May 18, 2013