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Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"
"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."
by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017
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alternakid

An individual who for no legitimate reason thinks they're the shit because they dress, in some way, "alternativly" or have embraced some facet of alternative culture. Think high schoolers who are a walking add for Hot Topic and pretend they can skateboard. Generally irritating and dress "oddly" to gain attention of some sort.
I have nothing against indie people, goths, or even preps really, it's those kids who can't think for themselves and just follow along as alternakids that bother me.

That girl trys to talk with all the guys because she thinks she's different from everyone when really she is just an alternakid name dropping bands like My Chemical Romance!
by Sydney L. November 14, 2007
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alternogeek

alternative geek.
A geek that is deep into one or more subjects of study, some of them may not be traditionally associated with geek interest.
examples: a computer scientist that is also a drummer in a rock band, a librarian who is also a skydiver.

Richard is such an alternogeek, he can write programs and still sing "O Sole Mio" at a perfect pitch.
by vruz October 25, 2007
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AlternativeXcore

A mix genre of music, incorperating sounds from Post-Hardcore, Alternative-Punk/Rock, and Screamo. Name obviously comes from Alternative with Hardcore, a.k.a. Xcore. Bands include 30STM, FFTL, Aiden, and Underoath. Shortened to AltXcore
Dude check out this alternativeXcore, it's like screamo but doesn't suck!
by Smittens July 3, 2008
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alterert

Alteret is a norwegian word used in old days in north Norway.

To be alterert, is to be quite irritated and stated.
person 1: You have been working on the car for 6 hours straight now.

Person 2: yeah, i`m so alterert.
by Jørgine October 17, 2008
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altel

believed to be dutch for "takes it in the ass"
he is so altell
by gaylorddiggsman February 1, 2009
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