western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.

The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.

by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010

Alabama Pancake

The Alabama Pancake is when a guy takes a shit on a girl's stomach or chest, smooths it out with his butt-cheeks so it looks like a pancake, and then cums on top so it looks like a little whipped cream topping. :)

I found blueberries in my Alabama Pancake.

by LikesItWithBlueberries May 21, 2011

Alabama Swamp Drops

A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.

After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.

I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!

by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Alabama Snacky Smore

A twist on the Alabama Steamroller. When a chick puts marshmallows, chocolate syrup and graham crackers in her pussy. Once the marshmallows are nice and melty, the dude bangs her ... making sure to take time to feed the treat laden cock to her.

Bill: I was sitting around last night with some marshmallows, chocolate syrup and some graham crackers and was looking for something to do.

Ted: Did you call up Nicole and give her the Alabama Snacky Smore?

Bill: High-five! It was very nice!

by lenugent October 27, 2006

alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

by dildo machine June 21, 2006