Always Abstinence April 

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

Always Abstinence April by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

You get absolutely no bitches by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

absofreakinlutely 

a definate yes, but more.

are you watching waynes world?
absofreakinlutely!

absofreakinlutely by B irwin January 2, 2008

Abscess 

1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.

1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.

Abscess by blammord April 19, 2006

sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.

Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.

sexual abstinence by somekid1981 June 30, 2009

Absofreakinlutely 

Absolutely with enthusiasm and passion regarding the subject at hand

"I absofreakinlutely want to go to the Springsteen concert next week!"

Absofreakinlutely by Dale Gustafson September 10, 2005

absurd 

a word meaning ridiculous, commonly used by the character snape.

could someone be a portkey? no, thats absurd

absurd by pigfarts headmaster August 24, 2010