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Anton Chtefanov Bagger

Let med describe this kid for you. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.

An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
by nigerianbaba69 May 8, 2023
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Anton

Anton, he's a nice tall boy with curly hair who can sometimes be really shy but he's a bit of a dick. He's charming and silly and he deserves the world.
James: "hey it's Anton! He's so cute!"
Tyler: "I know right?!"
by Paigelovesnetflix09 June 19, 2023
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Antonio 225

The Antonio Variant of the AN-225. the antonio variant can only be said in an angry mexican/ spanish male voice and is usually said very loud by Joey Guy.

made from a parody of Swiss001 pronouncing words
by Elijah Borg August 14, 2023
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diego antonio

A Mexican guy that love his girlfriend with all his hearth and he'll do anything to make her happy. He can be stupid sometimes and act gay but he really love his girl.
by Diego Antonio May 27, 2014
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san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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Ant/Antonio

A cute mf with a amazing personality and a amazing way of caring <333 :DDDD
y/n: oh who is that?
me:that's ant/antonio (my beloved >:}})
by MarsMyBeloved December 27, 2021
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micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt

micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt Is a tiktoker who likes micheal afton, cosplays chiaki nanami, hates tartaglia, and posts about random things with a genshin video in the back
“Omg is that micheal.aftons.cvm.slvt?!”
“Omg yes how’d you know?”
“It’s tartaglia slander!”
by Peepaw Willy February 12, 2022
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