Asian Fish Man

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

Asian Contagion

A strong attraction to Asian women. It may be either short lived or a chronic condition.

That bar last night gave me the Asian Contagion. That place was Thai heaven!

by TheRealCubert December 24, 2009

asian adam

Crazy screaming naked man that sees everything in a wide-screen view. He seems incoherent and like he's babbling but he is communicating with his many flying ninja forces in another language so as to not strike so much fear into your heart that you die of a heart attack while he takes over the known world with his co-conspirator who happens to be a wanna be Asian but is really only a white guy with a little dick.

That dude is about to go Asian Adam on your ass.

by minionofasianadam February 3, 2010

ghetto asian

An Asian who thinks he or she is Black. Many are Korean especially.

That Korean boy in the FUBU wear and listening to that 50 Cent over there is definitely a ghetto asian.

by Albert Lee April 13, 2004

asian fetish

Refers to the strong attraction to asians, most prevelant in caucasian males. Although asian girls have A's in more than just grades: what they lack in boobs, they make up for in beauty. Usually exotic and petite, guys don't necessarily feel superior but more masculine around them, only adding to this.

She told me she had a long and hard homework assignment ahead of her but after she was done "doing" it, she'd "do" something else long and hard--which not only greatly increased my penis size temporarily when she followed through, but my asian fetish as well.

After quizzing my asian friend in her room, alone, I told her she'd score on the upcoming test, and she responded with "now you get to score on me"-- my asian fetish had never been more.

by amgoldberg December 31, 2005

asian fail

To obtain a mark in scholastic pursuits of less than an A.

I totally asian failed differential equations.

by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009

Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you

dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!

by bmnp December 28, 2010