almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.

ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.

by ladybugbunny October 26, 2009

Almighty Loaf

The Almighty Loaf is a meme that's old. Like, 4 years old. It's dead now.

I think people still use this meme.

The Almighty Loaf says: we are all yeast m'lady

by waldor August 20, 2016

Almond boy

More soy than soy boy.

Used typically to induce hatred in target.

What’s up, almond boy.

by Signed-cup September 16, 2018

activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.

Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.

by ZitaB September 18, 2018

Almost smart

A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.

almost smart

by RyanfM November 10, 2010

almendra

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for

dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra

by man use September 16, 2018

Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

by the_second_brit_demeter January 16, 2010