alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

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Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010

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Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...

Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**

by Dannance January 12, 2011

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Alabibzubbi

This term Ala-bieb-zoobee (or alabib zobbi)is a proud Maltese slang for "I don't care'. It is widely used in Malta and is virtually not considered a swear word anymore.

Mom: "Timmy, honey go wash the dishes dear."
Timmy "Mom, frankly, alabibzubbi!"
Mom "WHAT?!"

by Bicep_craze_forever September 15, 2008

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the alabama of the northeast is the nickname given to central PA. members of the media from outside of the state percieve pennsylvania as a 'swing state'- one that could go either left or right politically. this is far from true. PA is actually a state that his 2 distinct regions. on the two ends of the state you have the urbanized areas, which are traditionally moderatally liberal. this includes philly, allentown, scranton-wilkes barre in the east and pittsburgh and erie in the west. these (good) parts of PA are generally a mix of center-right 'union democrats' and true northeastern liberals. however, central PA is by far the most conservative area in the Northeastern US. this area is called an 'alabama' because it's known for having a lot of rednecks (due to the fact that this is part of appalachia).

central PA is the alabama of the northeast. damn, there are a lot of rednecks in that region.

by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

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