Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
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Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
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Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009
Get the Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? mug.A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016
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Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006
Get the Waving a brown friend off to sea mug.Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
by steverbeaver July 13, 2007
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