The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020
He is caring, but has lots of anger issues. He loves making friends, but is making enemies too. Don't mess with him, you will regret it. Likes everyone and no one at the same time. Very apologetic. Sensitive, but doesn't hesitate to show someone how he feels. If he likes you, he LOVES you. Don't let him go, you'll regret it.
by Lil Mike Olivarez July 22, 2020
Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!
Mike Orlando
by 123654785 July 11, 2008
by dpolsrod September 11, 2003
When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.
My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.
by cadirtymind April 04, 2010
Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator
by meatwad May 06, 2005
The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.
Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.
by Zachée Elliée September 05, 2005