Ms Baker

The bitch that fucking tells everyone at transit middle school to get their Asian bombing lookin asses off of the grass and to stay three feet away from the edge of the sidewalk because the bus drivers are slightly retarded.
Look at that fat bitch, goddamn Ms Baker lookin ass
by BigJuicyAssLicker December 04, 2019
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Mack Baker

He is a Legend!
Mack Baker got hoes.
by November 23, 2021
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12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
by Jm@c1989 August 12, 2021
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baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
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Lis Baker

The beautiful, hot, pretty, majestic wife of Brock Baker.

Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis
Brock Baker: Hey Lis
Lis Baker: Hi honey
*9 months later*
Doctor: IT'S A TINY BROCK!
by Laylur October 30, 2023
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Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.
Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022
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