Samuel

a fucking no life who spends his time fantasizing about girls he’ll never get with

“God I hate Samuel”
“Me too lmao”

by terrux November 24, 2021

Samuel Thompson

A kid at Wilbur Wright who plays drums, and has pre mature diabetes. Asian men love his body for some reason. His nutrition class is not helping him. He plays basketball and averages 2 points a game.

Samuel Thompson, I want to flick your Adams Apple so badly.

by bruh52 November 14, 2019

Samuel

a fucking addict to Xbox games and minion rush. he loves to say the n-word

stop screaming nig@ and playing titanfall. you r doing a samuel

by Kermitlover3040 March 27, 2022

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022

samuel ian ford

a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy

Oh i love samuel ian ford

by he's.mine.bitch November 26, 2016