soccer practice

Soccer Practice is a song by Johnny McGovern, better known as "The Gay Pimp". The song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something 'dirty' with him. The Gay Pimp's website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for Soccer Practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).

"Oh, I don't know man, I mean I like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. You know what I mean?"
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."

by thekaytay June 24, 2006

soccer fags

fagget guys who play soccr just to kick eachother in the balls and slide tackle eachother so they can roll on top of eachother usally have but buddies also there usally potheads!

Soccer fags are skinny gay guys who none of the other players like, they usally have butt buddies and smoke pot and love getting high and fucking other guys.

by Audrina October 20, 2007

Soccer practice

Euphamism for gay sex. As shown by the video "Gay Pimp: Soccer Practice" that can be shown on iFilms.

Wait, you're not talking about soccer practice at all are you?

by GigaBowser July 11, 2005

Soccer boys

For sure the hottest boys you will ever meet there funny,hot,sexy and the most athletic.

If u ever meet a soccer boys your so lucky

by Ava Smith April 08, 2019

soccer mullet

also known as a fohawk
a small, centered mohawk worn usually by soccer players

connor has a soccer mullet

by G-reg1111111111111 August 03, 2005

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 06, 2003

Soccer Balls

POS: Noun

Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.

Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls!
Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.

by Nana my Bananas February 07, 2019