A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.
Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.
Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."
" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."
" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."
"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."
Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."
"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."
" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."
" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."
"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."
Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."
"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."
by H/H King March 01, 2010
He dropped the hammer on his R6 and the rear tire erupted into a smokeshow as the frontend tried hard to come up under him.
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
An abnormally large penis.
by VousCrew September 15, 2008
by Ghost July 27, 2003
To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.
Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
by Ravejocky January 11, 2008
Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.
by Calum90 September 09, 2008
Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.
Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...
by Ian Webster March 26, 2008