examples of G.A.M's include: Michael Vick(speed), Michael Jordan(hangtime), Adam Gilchrist(hitting power), Andrew Johns(ball-playing), Chris Judd(raw talent) and many more
Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.
- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.
- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.
The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"