Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.

OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn

by pazzy June 16, 2020

Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.

by KingBIV January 11, 2025

Dads, Brads and Chads

Groups of men and boys who enjoy football a little too much and will blame anyone but the actual people responsible for their team losing and/or playing horrible.

Dads, Brads and Chads: The phrase was first coined by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. "I have no awareness of if I’m being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, Brads, and Chads.”

by chloeiskween January 12, 2024

Brad

A beta version of a chad

Guy1: Look at that chad!
Guy2: And guess who’s walking right beside him
Guy1: Fucking brad

by Digbickgary October 6, 2019

BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.

Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis

by KachiggaMyNigga👅👌🏿 May 3, 2018

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022

Brad Pit

A devilishly handsome pit bull

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though

by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025