The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
by fathead216994 December 22, 2011
Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 19, 2014
by Flirty qwerty March 10, 2007
A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 24, 2009
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank
by TooSick4U July 21, 2008
by jtj12 July 09, 2018