November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

by thedogketchup November 1, 2019

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November 1st

Hey it’s November first that means you have to ask out your crush

“Hey it’s November 1st”
“And?”
“You have to ask out your crush

by written definitions November 1, 2019

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November 1st

Slap your short friend day

Tall person: it’s November 1st!
Short person: ?-?
Tall person: -slaps-

by Idk tbh :) November 1, 2019

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November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

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January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

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September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020

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