January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

1st December

It's national Go talk to Minimarko -day.

1st December
Emma: - Hey look! Minimarko is there, go talk to him.
Lilli: - Why would I go?
Emma: - Because today is Go talk to Minimarko day!?
Lilli: - Oh I'll go!

by ilponaattori December 1, 2023

March 1st

March 1st is national give your girl a hoodie day!! Show your girl how much you love them by giving them your hoodie that they’ll never take off.

Andrew: “hey robin here’s my hoodie”
robin: “oh thanks, but why?”
Andrew: “it’s March 1st, also known as national hoodie day”

by jess’s February 28, 2023

1st Quarter Fiends

The type of people who go crazy both offensively and defensively in the first quarter of basketball, but lack that same energy after that

These niggas dropped 21 points in the first quarter and blocked the shit out of me, man’s are actual 1st quarter fiends

by hotboinxtdoor March 15, 2022

April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019

June 1st

June first is visit your long distance girlfriend day. No matter how far away you are you gotta visit her

Person 1: "You got any plans for today?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's June 1st so in visiting my long distance girlfriend"

by Missingherbf June 1, 2024

1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.

In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.

by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020