january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

November 13

it’s the day to kick your friend if their name starts with M, V, L, A, and P

me: *kicks my friend*

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: what the fuck, dude ?

me: it’s November 13th, dumbass.

friend who’s name starts with either M, V, L, A or P: shit.

by penisdestroyer111111 November 9, 2019

Dec 13

Dec 13, hold a random kids hand at ur school

Dec 13 from tiktok

by ThisBoomerNeedSomeMilk December 12, 2019

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

13 February

The day when the best people were born. It's a special day because every year on this day someone get's diarrhoea.

- Omg, you've been in the toilet the whole day!!!
- What can I do? It's 13 February.

by Nexxxy November 23, 2021

October 13

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

by Nickboi9990 October 12, 2021

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022