Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

Sock-cucker

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).

Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

Butter sock

A sock filled with a pound of butter that is used to hit and hurt people with

girl 1) I hate this guy he cheated on us
Girl2) me two he is a fuckin bitch
Girl1) what shall we get girl
Girl2) the butter sock

by Simply holly October 13, 2016

cabin socks

A style of sock that is most commonly worn indoors during the winter season. Can come in many varieties such as cotton, wool, and aloe infused. They are crew in length.

“Are those cabin socks?
No they’re ski socks!”

by Seamonkey7 December 28, 2017

sock gagged

When you take one the socks off the girl you are banging at the moment and put it in her mouth right before you both finish. Usually used to keep a loud moaner quiet. Puting tape over the mouth to keep sock in afterwards is recommended.

herbert: "Dude! Janet and me threw it all down last night!"
marty: "Yeah right, I didn't hear anything. I know how loud she gets."
herbert: "You think I'm lying, buttmunch? I Sock Gagged her ass! She don't say shit with that slouch sock in her mouth."
marty: "True dat nigga."

by jimmyjackjones April 18, 2009

Wearing socks

If your wearing socks, you can let your homie buttfuck you but it still won't be gay.

"Jimmy slided his dick in me. But we were wearing socks and we said no homo so we're not gay."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

blood sock

A long narrow piece of hard fabric (usually cotton) that is inserted into a bloody canal by means of a plastic applicator. Its typical purpose is to reduce blood/egg flow. It comes in a variety of thickness: for those who have wide blood faucets, there are super jumbo blood socks available. Likewise, there are slim blood socks available to those who have tight faucets. The blood sock is not meant to remain in the vag for longer than 8 hours. When 8 hours is up, it must be removed by yanking on the pull string that hangs down from the blood region. It must be pulled slowly, however, because yanking too fast can result in squirting blood everywhere making an awkward squelching sound.

Jane: I need to take out my tamponn it's been in for like 2 days!
Lisa: Don't you mean your BLOOD SOCK?! hahaha.
Jane: Shut up you stupid cunt.
Lisa: Call me a cunt, but I sure hope I'm not any wider than yours. lawlzie!

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008