Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.

There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.

by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025

Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

bibled

Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable

Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day

by Wallie913 May 27, 2025

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Bible

A Word used when you swear. Usually used by the Kardashian

Swear you won't tell anyone.
Bible

by lorena.123 September 4, 2019