Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.

You salmon!

by Evoker94 December 2, 2024

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

Salmonize

To swim against the tide. To be original and unique in your own way.

Look at that girl! What a salmonizer!

Today i won't care about the style, I'll fucking salmonize.

by Devil-E September 9, 2017

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.

BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017

Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.

Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.

by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019