guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

Dink

(n.) another term used for a flaming homosexual midget.

Brady: What is that thing?
Austin: That's a dink and his smelly Italian lover.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

freaky dink

a sexy nigga

he is such a freaky dink

by jeffferryy star January 26, 2023

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason

“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025

DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs

We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.

by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024