Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021
Get the Craigmug. bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021
Get the Craig Houldenmug. by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022
Get the craig duffymug. by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023
Get the craig willacymug. A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach
by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019
Get the Craigmug. A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!
by Starvictorious January 31, 2022
Get the Craigmug. Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
by Electrical jesus April 27, 2024
Get the Craig Donaldmug.