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oh what now

1. Something said after you insult someone an dthey have no come back.
2. While wlking around
3. When you win an argument
4. When one does something really kool that like no ones else can do!
1. a) "Dirty Skank Whore!"
b)"...ummm"
a)"ohhhhh WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?"
2. "oh what now"
3. a) "the square root of 36 is 5.5"
b) "NO it's 6. OHHHHH WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?
4. a) *does double tuck, back hanspring, front hand spring, from standing* OHHHHH WHAT NOW!?!? WHAT NOW?!?!
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What pops out when someone accidentally confesses things to you involuntarily due to your gypsy carney curse
Dave Grohl, MetaJennys incubus finally materials in her living room with A neceomancied Kurt contain after having quantum jumped to an alternate multiverse / 498 , ..." What ... Wait what?""you're here too"?they all scream in perfect synchrony as eminem sees wiz Khalifa and approx 74 other battlerappers naked together in a hot tub with one ogled chick.

Miley, what's good? 

When something is outrageous, or just not the norm. Questioning something you find vexing/perplexing. Could also be used as a greeting to close friends.
"Miley, what's good with Starbucks, they just messed up my order. "
Miley, what's good? -perplexed/annoyed Starbucks messed up the order

you and what army 

Who is trying threaten me?
A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

thats what he said 

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said
Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!

Yo MJ What up Dog? 

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

You said what? 

A phrase used when your man is trying to not answer the question you just asked him.
Girl; So what you do last night?

Guy; You said what?

Girl; Did you go to the strip club?

Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)
You said what? by eloceiloc November 24, 2011