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Dirty Ass Dog

A female who, when in the doggy style position during sex, has a unbelievably bad shit smell coming from her spread ass cheeks that wasn't noticable in the missionary position utilized prior that originates from the afore menioned female not wiping thoroughly when taking a shit earlier in the day.
On several ocassions when I was fucking the exe, I had to turn my head and hold my nose because that dirty ass dog didn't know how to wipe her ass.
by Bald Wookie January 5, 2009
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Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.
I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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angry red dog

you do this when you are about to go down on a girl thats on the rag. you pull out her tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth like a dog does when it plays with a chew toy. it will fling blood everywhere.
i gave her an angry red dog and then a donkey punch.
by lee h1976 August 12, 2007
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cozy dog

Cozy Dog is a restaurant in Springfield, Illinois that is the inventor of the corn dog. It is located off old route 66, and has been featured on the Food Network.
I'm hungry, let's grab some Cozy Dog.
by stk September 8, 2008
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Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
I gave Morgan a chili dog last night.
by Slayer123 April 25, 2014
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dog fucker

someone who intentionally or unintentionally makes themself look like their fucking there/a dog.
person 1: "look at him that's disgusting"
person 2: "oh my god jack is a dog fucker"
by joshyrald November 18, 2020
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The shaggy dog

When you're pouring the heat to your significant other and the dog mounts you and fucks you in the ass.
Dude, you should have been there. Best sex of my life, up until Fido decided to break off a piece and give me the shaggy dog. Now I feel dirty, dirty yet satisfied.
by The kitty litter sniper October 19, 2017
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