Cat

A four legged creature made out of fur they can be very cute but can also be very annoying for example when you are sleeping and they jump to the bed and start walking on you also they spit out fucking fur balls

Cats Are Complete Jerks

by Why Werent Done 6 July 27, 2018

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Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

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Cat

Not a dog

Definition of cat: not a dog

by Plottwistbitches August 3, 2018

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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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Cat snuggle

When a girl hugs a guy and snuggles on his chest very sexually and lovingly while hugging or laying down on the guy’s chest when he’s laying down too.

She totally cat snuggled me and I like her now.

Boy: That was a good cat snuggle girl. Do you like me?
Girl: I wanna spend my whole life with you because you’re such a sweetheart babe.
Boy: I like you. You know that?
Girl: I already knew it.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

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Mean game of cat and goose

The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.

Mans tryina play a mean game of cat and goose.

by Cat and goose mans August 20, 2018

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