charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020

Brown Ratatouille

An elegant meal prepared by putting a long piece of human excrement in the freezer, then running it through a mandolin once it has achieved its desired consistency in the freezer. The thin cuts are then put in a big bowl in the traditional ratatouille shape. This is a traditional pledge in Portland, Oregon.

William Knight wanted to join our frat, so we made him eat a whole bowl of Brown Ratatouille as a pledge, what an idiot.

by Bussah Nut November 30, 2024

brown annie

Irish ghost that shits in your bed. attracted to power lines.

darling did you shit the bed last night?

no, it was brown annie

by ud queen December 4, 2017

Nick brown 51

The ugliest being known to mankind

Oh gross it’s Nick brown 51
No bro that’s just Bruce vilanche
Oh thank god

by Analbead554 July 3, 2019

The brown needle

A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.

Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.

My god I woke up with the brown needle.

by Douski December 17, 2022

Brown Eyes

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.

by trulyali November 22, 2021

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023