mom

that bitch who u saw at birth

mom give me milky

by zaddyslilslut May 14, 2021

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Ur Mom

A Big, girthy, cream filled hunk of delicate meat and is a women.

I banged ur mom

by I BE FUCKING DUDES November 20, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

UR MOM

A rude way to make u annoyed

y/n : can u stop being busybody!!
w/n : Ur mom

by urmomomomomomomomomomomom January 23, 2023

Demi’s Mom

Demi’s mom means a mom that is really cool, dripped out or swag.

Hey did you see their mom? Yea there a Demi’s mom

by Milkmanisreallystanimoy September 7, 2021

WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019