Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
by datonegurl December 9, 2018
Get the Lifemug. A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)
by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022
Get the The Half Life Pointmug. Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
Get the Life Bookermug. It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur May 18, 2018
Get the hard knock lifemug. 
When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.
by Africanwarrior92 July 9, 2018
Get the Darkest Lifemug. When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.
by XYeperion June 8, 2017
Get the shallow lifemug.