Kyle Brown

A shining example of why sailors shouldn't have one night stands. The reason Mrs Palmer relied on her own hand before another and the realest definitive reason to why I don't like that colour no more.

'You had trouble with some piss pot last night did you? ' the friend asked WOTH eager concern.
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'

'THATS REAL'

by Iszcibo October 12, 2018

Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by August 12, 2024

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 25, 2025

Zackory Blake Brown

A total stud and doesn’t have the biggest or shortest penis, but his friend Draiden talks to him, he gets a heart eyes emoji facial expression.

Zackory Blake Brown is cool and doesn’t get scammed on Fortnite Save the World

by Cool_man-not_zack May 29, 2023

Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 28, 2018

Brown Floyd

When you poop in someone’s lava lamp.

The party was raging, and I had to leave a Brown Floyd to set the mood.

by ChungusBallfarts September 21, 2021

Brown goddamn eyes

Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.

Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.

by ErUdone March 30, 2022