Fortnite kid

A kid who’s under the age of 10 and plays fortnite. Doesn’t go outside nor touch grass. Most of them are 7 year old kids. They don’t know what it feel’s like to smell fresh air.

“Fortnite kids have no life” which is true

by Justsomenormaldude May 17, 2021

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Eat them to help global warming

Teacher:what could we do to stop global warming

Student: eat lees meat

Student: EAT KIDS

by Batmmaannnn November 26, 2019

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Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019

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American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

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YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

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