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National Hoe Day

On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!
Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass
by RealBhadie August 10, 2020
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Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!
by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017
mugGet the Lumpy side hoemug.

Hoe

A person that acts like a slut
"Dang look at Karla over there"
"yeah man, she's a hoe"
by Heybeech4567 September 5, 2019
mugGet the Hoemug.

Scarlett Hoe-Hansen

Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.

Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.

The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’

No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.

Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
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Letgo Hoe

A chick you meet off Letgo and eventually fuck:
Hey Tim you wanna go out tonight? Na, I can't dude I'm going out with my Letgo Hoe. Bomb ass pussy!!!
by BilLektro June 18, 2017
mugGet the Letgo Hoemug.

clam hoe

A tool used to dig clams. Often just a modified pitchfork with a short handle.
This clam hoe is a piece of shit i broke my good one.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
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Fenty Hoe

by Sigmund'sMomHasGotitGoingOn January 9, 2024
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