Piltdown Man

Someone in a group of thick people who stands out by being so thick, that even the other thickos notice it.

"That Ryan is such a Piltdown Man, he can't follow the plot of a TV advert."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

weiner man

a funny weird man

Woah have you met Robert he's a total Weiner man

by Yeahok April 11, 2022

Man Sauna

When you pack a vehicle, with its windows shut, full of nude dudes and crank the heat until the vehicle reaches a sauna-like atmosphere.

Hey guys, we've been drinking for a few hours. What do you say we go out into the parking lot for a man sauna to sweat out some of this alcohol.

by French Zost May 16, 2016

man meal

(noun) a very large feast cooked and eaten in large portions by men; often times at irregular times during the day.

"Hey do you want to go get some dinner?"
"No thanks, I had a man meal at about 3 today, I'm not gonna be hungry for like a couple days."

by El Sucio February 15, 2010

Donny man

A Donny man is someone who spits in your drink and thinks it’s funny. Also someone that every mom in the world thinks is mentally challenged.

Bro just spat in my drink and is laughin at it. He’s such a Donny man ong

by Febix June 20, 2023

man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Nibbly Man

When a workman/builder or decorator looks really yummy and you are feeling a bit peckish but don’t have time for a bite because you have to get to Biology so you put a sign on his back saying ‘no nibbling’ but someone eats him anyway 😭

“Look! The nibbly man!”
“Oooooh! Looks way too yummy, take a nibble but don’t make it obvious!”

by HelpI’velostmypoocurlers February 28, 2020