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Female-Friend

A cold hearted manipulative creature that masquerades as a female human being. This creature likes to use people by nagging and whining about life to another person in it's life. Usually, the other person is an unsuspecting male human being. Sometimes the poor male may be manipulated to think this creature wants a dick, well, because we all know dicks can make people feel better. Other times, this creature will want to fuck the male and when the male is uninterested, it will blow it's cover. This creature always comes disguised as a religious mature woman who doesn't suck dick but in reality, it blows better than Mia Khalifa.
NiceGuy: Hey! This is Mary the church girl. She's my female-friend. She hates people who take alcohol.

WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.

friendster 

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.
I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.
friendster by jb November 20, 2003

friendship egg 

an easter egg that contains the love baby of two best friends,usually an eraser,others uses :to kill bugs, to play catch with your cat and to scare pink anorexic girls/boys
golly gee look at kimchi's friendship egg of awesomeness
friendship egg by JessicaKim September 11, 2007

friend request 

Myspace term.

When someone want's to become your "Friend" on myspace, they have the ability to comment/message them.

Jane looks at John's myspace and decides he's hot. or, hawt l0lz so hardcore!

Jane presses the friend request button, asking John to become her friend.

John then see's the friend request when he logs on. He has the ability to choose whether he want's Jane to be his friend or not. He clicks Decline because Jane isn't scene enough!

See Jane cry. =[

Friend zone 

When a girl won't fuck you after you've been "nice" to her.
"I've been trying to get in her pants for weeks by doing nice things and she turned me down for a guy that actually values her as a person!!!"

"What a bitch, frriiieeenndzzzoonnee"

"Whaaat?? She put you in the friend zone?! Tough break bro"

"Poor guy D:"
Friend zone by Wouldyoulikesome December 11, 2013

True friend 

A real friend will encourage you in anything that you try. They will be there every step of the way, looking for opportunities to help you grow. Your cause becomes their cause. They will rejoice when you are making progress and celebrate with you.Life has its ups and downs. For many people, it is easy to stick around when the going is good but not when things are tough.
A real friend is not one of these many people, he or she is different.
They will be there when the going gets tough. Your worries become their worries. They share your successes as well as your failures.
A True friend walks in when the rest of the world has walked out.
True friend by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019