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Rando Commando

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.
(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!
by Svidrigailov March 8, 2019
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Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob
by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019
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e-Commerce rape

When you can't take off the additional charges you have for items on your online purchase that you never selected.
Ben "I just booked my flight online and I was charged for things I didn't want like insurance, seat selection and a meal. I called them and told them No No No I don't want insurance but they said it's non-refundable"
Simon "You are a victim of e-commerce rape"
by Benji12369 April 11, 2019
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Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on
by markymoo72 May 8, 2019
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foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
by lumberr June 4, 2019
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collegeview commons

High rise apartment complex off Homer Watson Blvd in Kitchener, Ontario.

The parking is a disaster, if you ever want to have friends over and god-forbid they brought a vehicle and didn't uber... they'll be waiting for an hour during the hours of 6pm to 5am just to park their car since there is only 40 spots for guests in a complex with over 1000 residents. Oh but wait, underground parking for residents is always full too... so you also gotta fight with residents who can't park underground just for a spot in the guest parking. Good luck... I recommend bringing some reading material.

The AC does't turn on until the middle-end of June because they hope someone has to be sent in an ambulance for heat stroke.

If you're a international student you may like it since 95% of the residents are not Canadian citizens.

They do not tell you when you get a roommate. You might have a empty room in the unit for like a week and out of the blue you come home and there is some person sitting on the couch that you do not know using your kitchen towels to clean their feet.

All in all, avoid this place. The positive reviews on facebook and google are either from people who work there or international students who don't expect anything.

The majority of residents are pretty inconsiderate too, if you got your hands full of groceries don't expect anyone to hold a door open for you. The only nice people in this whole dump are the janitors.
Guy: Hey man are you at collegeview commons?
Guy 2: Yeah

Guy: Sorry to hear
by dankyeetmemes June 11, 2019
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2019 Community Service

Re-sharing a post on your instagram story for “charity”. 1 story re-share equals $1 donated to said charity. Frequent users of this term almost exclusively include white girls that feel as if posting this is truly making a difference. The word has an almost chain like reaction, and if one white girl posts it, you best believe all of her friends will too.
Brittany: OMG Tanja, did you see what Sarah re-shared on her story about pollution?????

Tanja: Well, we better re-share it too. I don’t want people to think I don’t care about the environment

Brittany: Well this is going on my college application for sure, talk about 2019 community service!
by th3w1zard June 13, 2019
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