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puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)
OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood
by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009
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rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.
I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood
by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016
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Showering in blood

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.
by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016
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Pumping to your bloodclart

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW
Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult
by 1Evildonny October 2, 2016
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
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