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The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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green screen kid

a retarded content stealing piece of shit that is the result of unprotected incest.
Tom: THAT LITTLE SHIT STOLE THE YOUTUBE SHORT I MADE!!
Bob: that green screen kid deserves to be crucified!
by Death Metal and BlackMetal fan February 11, 2024
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Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class
Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."
by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025
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Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud
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Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.
Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Nixon kid

It’s Nixon kid he’s short
by hachee35 April 23, 2022
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